She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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