why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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