i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I want her autograph on my taint
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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