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(719): View more from Colorado

wanna go halves on a baby?

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(636): View more from Missouri

she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"

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(847): View more from Illinois

i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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(317): View more from Indiana

Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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(631): View more from New York

So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".

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(757): View more from Virginia

She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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(760): View more from California

Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?

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