his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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