Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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