He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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