One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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