Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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