He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
