Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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