awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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