Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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