What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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