I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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