? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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