It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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