Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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