Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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