There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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