I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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