I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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