She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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