The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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