im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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