You made me cry and you don't even care
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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