question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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