we have officially lost it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You need Xanax blowdarts
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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