We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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