Its about making memories worth repressing
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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