he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Green mimosas i think yes
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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