hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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