I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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