Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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