is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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