so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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