Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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