I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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