We won't sleep together?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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