He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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