We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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