i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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