Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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