So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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