My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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