Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think a kid would responsible me up
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
