There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I bet he comes in French.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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