that's an acceptable place to lick
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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