i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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