i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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