We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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