what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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