Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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