brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Randomize
